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What's "68"?
You do me and I owe you one.

A Chinese couple is in bed. The husband says he wants a 69. His wife says, "What? You want Beef and Broccoli now?"

What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
About three inches.

Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
"They'll never see you coming."

What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
S&M&M.

What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
Sticks it in Olive Oyl.

Q. What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second?
A. The first, Niagara; the second, Viagra!